And then she said

• when or if I started shipping it.
UMMM….Not too long after being a Keith and interacting with a Nick. xD I noticed they rub each other the wrong way, which lead to thoughts of them rubbing each other the RIGHT way. lmao

• my thoughts:
OH MAN, THIS SHIP…IS WEIRD. HAHAHA 
“Ellis, if you don’t shut up, I am going to find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck.”
PRELUDE TO BREATHPLAY AMIRITE. *UGLY LAUGH*
CANON-WISE KEITH DOESN’T EVEN KNOW NICK’S EXISTENCE, BUT NICK SURE KNOWS ABOUT KEITH HAHAHAH

• What makes me happy about them:
Banter. So much banter. xD Of course, this is all my stuff, and canon got nothing cept NICK RLY HATES KEITH (THANKS EL)
But I’m just super giddy at the thought of Keith shoving himself in Nick’s space cus he’s Ellis’ new friend, and as Ellis’ BEST friend (all the jellyssss), it’s his job to befriend Nick as well. And just… *flail*

• What makes me sad about them:
:c they could never work as an actual pairing, and I have all the sads. Not even MENTIONING canon; Nick is too much of a self centered dipshit to even give what Keith wants, which is ALL THE AFFECTION/ATTENTION AUBUBUBUBBU

• things done in art/fic that annoys me:
NOTHING. CUS ANYTHING WOULD BE COOL BEANS NGL, EVEN IF NICK KILLED KEITH RIGHT AFTER SEX LMAO

• things I look for in art/fic:
Heated looks. Either by frustration or LUST. Awwwwyissss. Gotta have them emotions. 

• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
Nick/Rochelle IS GO. I’M TOO SAD AT THE VERY POSSIBLE THOUGHT OF NICK DYING ALONE. ;A; And Keith/Ellis awwyeee

• My happily ever after for them:
There isn’t one. 
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• what is their favorite non-sexual activity?
Playing drinking games lmao. Fun times for all! 

• when or if I started shipping it.
When I became a Keith bout three years back, not gonna lie haha. It was one of those things I didn’t even PONDER until actually musing it with my bud Beccers. Before that I just really thought they were GREAT BESTEST AWESOMEST FRIENDS. (which is totes canon you can’t convince me otherwise) 

• my thoughts:
I JUST REALLY HAVE SO MANY FEELS FOR THEM IT MAKES ME SAD. ;A; Cus totes am behind the idea they grew up together, and UGH ELLIS WAS THERE FOR EVERYTHING WITH KEITH AND JUST BLOOD BROTHERS AND THEY BECAME SOMETHING MORE AND ELLIS JUST SAYS “BUDDY” TO NOT START SHIT CUS HE’S A CONSIDERATE BASTARD AND PROLLY HAD PRACTICE WITH OTHER FAMILY/FRIENDS AND DHGFHDJINFHDHJU *CRIES* 

• What makes me happy about them:
With the knowledge that Keith is either a genius or a dumbass (or both I can totes do both), and Ellis is a clever lil’ shit, I just flail at how I can see them being PRECIOUS BBYS TOGETHER. 

• What makes me sad about them:
:c Rarely no one thinks of Keith IF EVEN AS ELLIS’ BRO. And that just depresses me. 

• things done in art/fic that annoys me:
Keith being a manipulative jerk and the bad guy in general. Pisses me off so bad cus I’m so set that Keith means nothing but the best. lawl Also when Keith’s shown to be SO much of an idiot that he doesn’t consider anyone at all. But that’s just cus my SET IN GRANITE HEADCANONS. Also when Keith’s used as a plot device for Nellis. Ultimate pet peeve lmao LOTS OF THINGS ANNOY ME. OH. AN IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE PAIRING, CUS I LOVE ALL THE PAIRING STUFF….artwise. Fic wise, I just see it as a prelude to Nellis…and nooo…..

• things I look for in art/fic:
NONE OF THE STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME LMAO But jfc I’m so desperate for folks to recognize this pairing, I’ll even enjoy the shit out of that up there ^^^

• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
Totes comfortable with Ellis and Zoey. Like, the few things I’ve ever seen of them, and my heart goes doki doki. *3* Only comfortable with Nick/Ellis if Keith’s not even mentioned lmao For Keith, I’m great with Keith/HIS HAND *CRIES* lolj/k Keith’s my fandom bicycle. I REALLY DIG ONE SIDED KEITH/ROCHELLE HAAHHAA BEST CRACK SHIP

• My happily ever after for them:
;3; That they just move in with each other post infection and spend the rest of their days BEING TOOTH-ACHINGLY CUTE AND STUPID TOGETHER *BAWLS*

• what is their favorite non-sexual activity?
TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM….buuuut…talking. Just chatting about fond memories, or the future, or just debating about who’s THE’BEST BASSIST FOR THE MIDNIGHT RIDERS…. *curls up and sobs some more*