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    • #ACCURATE
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    • #|3 ahhhhh cutie
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Lol yea…..not much I can explain bout this. Cept, like. Muses going everywhere. 

    • #my art
    • #tony stark
    • #steve rogers
    • #ellis
    • #keith
    • #CRACK
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Fat free milk?

More like diluted water. 

    • #amirite?
    • #milk
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glamaphonic:

But see he’s a carefree, indefatigably optimistic, 23-year-old automechanic sweetheart born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and she’s an ambitious, dry-witted, pragmatic, and kind 29-year-old associate producer for a news station from Cleveland.

And he has a daredevil streak and is excited about everything always and she jumped in where others feared to tread to produce a piece on the outbreak in Savannah and that’s how she ended up there when everything went to shit! And they immediately take to each other (“KILL ALL SONS OF BITCHES :>”) and she doesn’t want to die in Savannah and he tells her that Savannah’s actually a great town he’ll totally show her around while they’re trying to get to the evacuation station :DD and he’s all “Don’t worry, Ellis’s got ya,” when he helps her up and she goes “I just might keep you ;)” and she calls him sweetie always and for the entire first mission he calls her “miss” out of respect until they get closer and more comfortable and she’s not mean to him about his endless stories about his friend Keith and if either of them dies during the campaign the other SCREAMS AND IS ALL BROKEN UP

and I just want

for them to just not want to be away from each other after they’re in military custody because maybe she was more serious than even she knew about wanting to keep him

and they try to figure out wtf to do now in this new world of zombie apocalypse and sometimes it’s hard because he’s a little immature and she’s doubtful and scared sometimes because SHE’S A PRAGMATIST OKAY and they don’t really make sense

but what does make sense in the world anymore?

and they kiss

and also bone

and are together always

the end

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    • #AHHH CUTIES
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    • #my art
    • #feels
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Look at my productivity. BI
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Look at my productivity. BI

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    • #Steve
    • #Steve stop plz
    • #That's TOO gay
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gogglesaurus:

you all would’ve thought the same thing

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    • #This one's for you Para
    • #xD
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fuckyeahreferences:

chandeluresinitaly:
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS GREAT
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fuckyeahreferences:

chandeluresinitaly:

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS GREAT

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    • #YES
    • #YES THIS IS GOOD.
    • #Cus m'so bad at chains OTL
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parashta:

(gifs from askellisirl used to represent this afternoon’s conversations)

Para: hey ronnie how’s bout we ignore the characterization establishment and relationship growth opportunities this magic anon presents and do this smut and that smut and smut because these reasons and isn’t that a sexy idea 

Noiryn: Smut. Great. She wants to do more smut BIG SURPRISE.

Bitch prolly won’t even remember to reply.

OMG STOP LOL WHEN YOU SAID THAT WAS US, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT OUR CHARACTERIZATIONS OF NICK. CUS MINE’S SORTA A SOURPUSS AND YERS IS SEXY. OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

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onac911:

“Cheep cheep” quoth the Hawkeye

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    • #Can't
    • #can't
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    • #HAMMY
    • #THIS IS YOU
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laughingacademy:

sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

Perfect facial expressions are PERFECT.

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    • #fffffffffffffffffffffff
    • #so adorbs
    • #i can't
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parashta:

noiryn:

8)

…you just now noticed this ;3; 

wehhh weh weh i made it for youuu.

I noticed it when you made it. What I forgot to do was reblog it. //nod

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